There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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