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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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