- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I agree to the terms and conditions

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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