Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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