- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Women's Rights..

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do u call a cripple Biv

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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