what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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