Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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