- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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