yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

quantum physics?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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