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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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