- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

womens rights.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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