- Anti Joke

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.