How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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i found waldo.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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