- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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