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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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