- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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