- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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