- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Go away still nothing to see

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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