- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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