Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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