News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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your mum

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