I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Anti Joke

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