Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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