- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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