- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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