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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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