A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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