- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Women's Rights.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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