- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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