Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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