- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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