- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

drugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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