Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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