Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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