what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Take wrong turns

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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