What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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