A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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