- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

The cream, it is coming

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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