how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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