when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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