- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

800 people died last year. end of story

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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