- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

you will like this because i am black.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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