- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

my penis

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted