What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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