My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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