What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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