- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

baloney sandwich

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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