Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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