- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Skinny people fart less.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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