An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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