- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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