- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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