Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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