What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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ur gey

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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