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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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