- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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