- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats brown and sticky a stick

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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