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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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