What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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