- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

someone called someone else a frog

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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