- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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