- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Click here to end the world.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

wenis

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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