What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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