- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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