- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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