Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

12/23/2012

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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