I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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