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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Obama = ebola

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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