- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

You are joking right?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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