Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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