What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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No your aunties a joke

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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