Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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