What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why are white people white? I don't know

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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