- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

black chicken. kfc

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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