- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Alchohol.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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