- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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