- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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