- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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