Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

My jeans

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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