Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why so serious ?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

black chicken. kfc

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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