When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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