Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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