- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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