Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Anti Joke

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