- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

"Knock knock" Come in!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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