- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

i hate non minorities!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

breasts

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

justin beiber sucks

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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