- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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