- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Dwarf Shortage

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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