So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

women's rights

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Hello

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Pickle

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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