- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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