Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Rush Limbaugh

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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