Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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