- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

You are joking right?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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