hi penis ham telephone

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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