- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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