child labor

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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