Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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