- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

your so fat. your fat!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

an emo girl walked into a white room

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

I read the terms of service.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why? Because.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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