- Anti Joke

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition