What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Knock knock.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Tilt your screen back .

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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