- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

NEVER

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.