A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

9/11 my birthday

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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