There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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69.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Pickles are powerful

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