- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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