How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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how do you win a game try your best

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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