How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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