Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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