Who is big and stupid My brother

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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rent a cops

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

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