- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Gay rights.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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