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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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