- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Lil Wayne

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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