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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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