Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Badabing.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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