Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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