- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's just not right? Left

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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