roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Anti Joke

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