Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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